Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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