went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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