Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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