I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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