I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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