Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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