he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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