have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
