Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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