Nicole vs. Life
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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