i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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