I don't think brook has ever known best
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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