So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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