Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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