While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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