if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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