Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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