Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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