if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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