Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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