i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So many bounce houses so little time
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize