that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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