your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
why is half of my head shaved?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
