***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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