can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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