Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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