i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize