quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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