You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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