Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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