also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
