I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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