i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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