I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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