even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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