Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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