no, he came in my armpit
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
