help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just found puke in my bra..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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