I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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