so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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