D3 body, D1 cock
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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