Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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