Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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