yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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