Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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