You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I feel like a drive thru vagina
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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