listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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