Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
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I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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