i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.