We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.