I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?