Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.