we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.