You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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