i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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