I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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