She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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